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Hey, Macarena!

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[yowl]

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[music playing]

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What in the universe is this?

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Gus's chain found a workout tape.

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I can't imagine what would compel you to improve your

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physical well-being.

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Your high school reunion? Are you serious?

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Hey, I have an image to uphold. You don't age so you

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don't get it.

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Once upon a time, I was the coolest of the cool.

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Hey!

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[yowl]

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Yeah!

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I'll never watch this ass again!

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Then let me tell you, old and fat ain't cool.

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You know that grilled cheese sandwich I lost last

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week?

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It was under my breast the entire time.

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I rest my case.

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I got what you want, Uncle Chodey.

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Good! Get over here. These love handles gotta go.

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What is that?

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An in-home liposuction machine. Why go to a plastic

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surgeon when I can get the same thing at home for a

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fraction of the cost?

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[engine revs]

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Nate, did you get your invite or do you actually have

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to graduate to go to the reunion?

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I graduated and I'm like Java over here. I haven't

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gained an ounce.

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[spits]

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Let's hope his species has more than one.

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Wasn't Darf Bobo in your class?

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Yeah, he went to the same school, but he wasn't in my

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class.

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I mean, look, I was an insecure four-eyed zit farm.

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He fell for every practical joke in the book. Good

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You think he'll have the quavos to show up?

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God, I hope so. We'll eat some while the laugh at.

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Was high school really that good, Uncle Chodey?

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Whip my boy. They were the best seven years of my

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life.

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Those were the worst four years of my life. That is,

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until I married you, of course.

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I'd have put you out of your misery years ago if I

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could find a gun that didn't read bang.

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Bang when I fire it.

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High school.

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Get from the fire drill.

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There's one for the Yibba.

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Chodey.

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Chodey.

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Chodey, don't make me angry. You wouldn't like me

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when I'm angry.

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I've been waiting for this day. My success is known

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throughout the universe.

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And now I'm going to rub Chodey's nose in it. All

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their nose is in it.

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They're all going to laugh at you.

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Not anymore.

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Sorry, Chode. There's a new cool kid in town.

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I'm ready. Let's go.

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Are you kidding? You're not going to wear that, are

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you? I have a reputation to uphold.

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It is a little revealing.

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If not revealing enough, I want to see more Victoria,

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less secret.

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So who are you looking forward to this?

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Well, I don't know.

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See, there was this group of mean girls who gave the

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other girls swirly's,

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shook them down for lunch money, stole their boyfriends.

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Oh, how terribly awful for you.

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No, I was the mean girls' leader.

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We swore we'd never lose touch, but when they went to

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prison, if they don't show up,

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this whole evening will be a bust.

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Well, except for the buffet.

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How'd you end up going to school with Chodey anyway?

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Alien exchange student.

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What did they exchange you for? An extra large?

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[Laughs]

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Bitch.

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So, now that the fat's away, it's time for us to play.

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Any ideas?

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I've been dying for a good game of bridge.

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How about we play a man's game?

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A cribbage?

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Poker!

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[Music]

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Hey, guys, looking good. Not you, me.

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Okay, hang on. Wait, wait, don't tell me.

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Veronica, is that you?

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Oh, it is you.

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And this must be...

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Chodey, it's me. Robert?

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Robert, my PE locker with "next to yours."

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[Grunts]

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[Cheering]

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Tilt, I'll get the note.

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I thought you two were doing life without parole.

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We were.

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We broke out. We couldn't miss this.

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You girls are the best.

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I can't believe Tanook and her friends have the nerve

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to show up after what they did to me.

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When I was a sophomore, they pulled a trampoline out

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from under me and I landed on my head.

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They pushed me in front of a bus.

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They pushed me in front of a bus and then Tilt, Toc,

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my boyfriend.

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Tanook was the worst. I asked to borrow her pencil

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once and she threw it at me.

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How easy is that how you lost your ear to I?

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I was born this way, but the pencil stuck in my arm

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and left this blue mark that never went away.

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Bitch.

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So, you know, I took the liberty of inviting a fourth.

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Oh, I don't know. I thought this was going to be a

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friendly get-together.

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That's exactly how I sold it to him. See, I thought

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we could run a little confidence game on him.

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That's dishonest.

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It sounds like trouble to me.

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Oh, and I hear he's rich.

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We're in.

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Oh my God. That's Bobo. He's really changed.

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I hear he's the head of his own evil empire.

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Hey, heart to then, weren't you voted most likely the

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head of an evil empire?

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Oh, shut up. I'm glad you can all finally recognize.

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Great.

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Now, for when you...

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[laughing]

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Send in the clown. Wait, he's already here.

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Chill.

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[music playing]

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[laughing]

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I still got it. That Bobo.

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What a moron. We'll be laughing about that for the

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next 20.

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Jeez, look at those bloodshot eyes. What the hell are

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you been smoking?

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[groaning]

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What the hell am I been smoking?

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So chode, who's the cool one now?

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Still me.

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And now?

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And Cormoran.

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Oh, who am I kidding? I'm not cool. I'm pathetic.

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Good. You figured that out a lot faster than I

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thought you would.

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Wait, wait, wait, wait. If all you want to be is cool,

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crap, I can teach you that.

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You can teach me?

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Trust me, Bobo. When I get done with you, you'll be

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cooler than liquid nitrogen.

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[music playing]

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[music playing]

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[coughing]

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[music playing]

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[music playing]

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[music playing]

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Get him, hell.

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Okay, he'll be here soon, so this is the plan.

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We play Texas hold him, feel him out for a while, let

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him win, get comfortable.

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Then when the pots get bigger, we cheat like hell and

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take him to the cleaners.

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What's his name again?

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Jim, Captain Jim.

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[music playing]

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I feel like Vinderella at the ball.

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Well, go on, give it a test drive.

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[music playing]

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[music playing]

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Hey, can I get a light?

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Well, Bobo, you've changed, man. How'd you do it?

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That would be me, Professor Chickens, at your service.

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The mace in space, please, meet me in your face.

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That was too funny. I'm laughing so hard. I'm crying.

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[music playing]

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Very funny, but the joke is on you. I cannot feel a

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thing.

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It's time for some payback.

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So, what do we do?

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Yeah, I've got an idea how to get Tink and Oka to Newt.

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Anyone got his cell phone?

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I just don't know what to do.

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Well, if I were you, I'd trust my instincts.

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Me, come on, you've won the last eight hands.

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I didn't know you could beat a full house with an

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almost straight queen high.

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Is that even a real--

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Ow!

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Hey, what do you say we up the stakes here?

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Give us a chance to get our money back.

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You leave me no choice, but to continue to take

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advantage of your poor play.

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Great! Deal 'em, Whip, and this time, give me the

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good stuff.

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Hey, why don't you cut a rug with old sex here?

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Okay!

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I don't think so. I don't really know how to dance.

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No, sure you don't. It's just like sex, only more

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vertical.

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Wait, wait, wait a minute. We have sex standing up

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all the time.

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Let's see.

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Oh, it's just like sex with only with your clothes on.

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No, no, no, we do that too.

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I guess it is just like sex.

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Huh?

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Oh, good, yeah, like that.

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This evening of getting better and better,

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your phone line on your feet.

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Well, my feet.

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[music]

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Hey, hey guys, you remember the time I taped that

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centerfold on the scroll map of the universe?

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Old Mr. Bookser pulled it down.

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The whole class got to look at more than Uranus, if

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you know what I mean.

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Didn't he get fired for that?

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Dude, that was classic.

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Not half as classic as the prank I've got planned for

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Bobo.

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Hey, when I give T'Nook the signal, she's gonna...

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[music]

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[applause]

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You've done your charity. You can go back to Joe now.

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Actually, I'm having a wonderful time.

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I think we should vote for you.

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Oh, I don't know. I've never won anything.

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Except if Merkin wants an FA contest on the stupidest

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thing ever done with an electric razor.

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This is too rich for my cold blood. I got nothing.

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Yeah, what he said.

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I see it will once again be man versus...

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machine. I feel at most uncompelled to go all in.

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Big deal. How about growing a sack and put some real

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money in the line?

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If the stakes are to be raised, I must have my crew

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transport more money.

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It's Jim. Pick up.

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I need you to do something for me.

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First, I need 50,000 cronics bean to this location.

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Once the money is safely aboard, wait 15 seconds and

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fire a...

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[sneezes]

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I'm John Walsh, the 12th. Tonight, thanks to a hot

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tip,

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we follow local police as they pursue two dangerous

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fugitives.

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The morons probably don't even know they're about to

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be captured on universal television.

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[laughs]

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Huh?

271
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[screams]

272
00:14:32,000 --> 00:14:35,000
It was great catching up with you two.

273
00:14:35,000 --> 00:14:38,000
It was just like old times.

274
00:14:38,000 --> 00:14:44,000
Yeah! Well, that's two down, one to go.

275
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[sighs]

276
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[speaking gibberish]

277
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Fat cow, it should eat anything.

278
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That's it. I've got the perfect way to make Tanook

279
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regret everything she's ever done to us.

280
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[burps]

281
00:14:57,000 --> 00:14:59,000
[burps]

282
00:14:59,000 --> 00:15:09,000
Ah, just as I asked. 50,000 cronics.

283
00:15:09,000 --> 00:15:11,000
But that's more than I've got.

284
00:15:11,000 --> 00:15:13,000
There must be something called this flying death trap

285
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that would equal if not surpass its value.

286
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[screams]

287
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[screams]

288
00:15:20,000 --> 00:15:23,000
Relax. I assure you, it was merely an accident.

289
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Are you prepared to make your wager?

290
00:15:25,000 --> 00:15:28,140
Let's not worry about the details. I'll find a way to

291
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cover it.

292
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[laughs]

293
00:15:31,000 --> 00:15:34,590
All right, everybody. The moment you've been waiting

294
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for.

295
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The crowning of the king and queen of the reunion.

296
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I think it's gonna be you, pal.

297
00:15:42,000 --> 00:15:44,000
Why are you building up his hopes?

298
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Because, I believe in him. Finally his day to shine.

299
00:15:46,990 --> 00:15:50,000
And, uh, I kinda stuffed the ballot box.

300
00:15:52,000 --> 00:15:59,000
And the reunion queen is, as expected, Queen Amidala.

301
00:15:59,000 --> 00:16:05,400
She's not the queen. I am. Don't mind her. That's

302
00:16:05,400 --> 00:16:07,000
just my servant, Padme.

303
00:16:07,000 --> 00:16:11,000
I am the real queen. The hell you are!

304
00:16:11,000 --> 00:16:13,000
[screams]

305
00:16:13,000 --> 00:16:19,370
Okay, while they sort that out, let's move on to the

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king.

307
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It's Darf Bulb.

308
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[screams]

309
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[laughs]

310
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[screams]

311
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[gasps]

312
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[music]

313
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[laughs]

314
00:17:15,000 --> 00:17:18,000
Trust me, pal. Trust me, pal.

315
00:17:18,000 --> 00:17:29,000
[screams]

316
00:17:29,000 --> 00:17:41,000
Wow. How the hell are you doing that?

317
00:17:43,000 --> 00:17:45,000
[screams]

318
00:17:45,000 --> 00:17:49,000
What are you talking about?

319
00:17:49,000 --> 00:17:50,000
That was a three-pointer!

320
00:17:50,000 --> 00:17:53,000
No chance. Your foot was on the line.

321
00:17:53,000 --> 00:17:56,000
It's not my fault I have cloud feet.

322
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[screams]

323
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Thanks.

324
00:18:11,000 --> 00:18:14,000
Bobo, stop! You're behind all this.

325
00:18:14,000 --> 00:18:16,920
Whoa, what are you talking about? This whole thing's

326
00:18:16,920 --> 00:18:18,000
just a big mistake.

327
00:18:18,000 --> 00:18:20,000
How the hell am I faked?

328
00:18:20,000 --> 00:18:22,400
No, no, no, no. That didn't make a mistake. It's a

329
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misunderstanding.

330
00:18:24,000 --> 00:18:27,000
Yeah, the pig's blood is an initiation.

331
00:18:27,000 --> 00:18:28,000
Really?

332
00:18:28,000 --> 00:18:30,000
We all went through it, right, guys?

333
00:18:30,000 --> 00:18:31,000
Right!

334
00:18:31,000 --> 00:18:32,000
Of course!

335
00:18:32,000 --> 00:18:35,000
No one ever dumped blood on me.

336
00:18:35,000 --> 00:18:36,000
Ow!

337
00:18:36,000 --> 00:18:39,140
I know, I know. The dorky pig's blood thing is a

338
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little 1976 Earth,

339
00:18:41,000 --> 00:18:43,000
but, you know, it's kind of a tradition.

340
00:18:43,000 --> 00:18:46,000
Now, those flaming pies, they rocked.

341
00:18:46,000 --> 00:18:49,000
Yeah, but, uh, that was pretty cool of me.

342
00:18:49,000 --> 00:18:51,000
Hell yeah!

343
00:18:51,000 --> 00:18:54,000
You guys don't know how much this means to me.

344
00:18:54,000 --> 00:18:57,000
I love you. I love you all.

345
00:18:57,000 --> 00:19:00,000
Okay, heading for uncool at rift speed.

346
00:19:00,000 --> 00:19:02,000
Uh, right. Sorry.

347
00:19:02,000 --> 00:19:03,000
[laughs]

348
00:19:03,000 --> 00:19:06,000
Hey, everybody! Drinks are on me!

349
00:19:06,000 --> 00:19:09,000
[cheering]

350
00:19:09,000 --> 00:19:11,000
Yeah, that's cool.

351
00:19:11,000 --> 00:19:13,990
Bobo, tell us how you suddenly gained the power of

352
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telekinesis.

353
00:19:15,000 --> 00:19:19,270
I don't know. See, it's usually something clowns only

354
00:19:19,270 --> 00:19:21,000
go through during puberty.

355
00:19:21,000 --> 00:19:25,300
It all exists. Your penis unfurling like a party

356
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favor.

357
00:19:26,000 --> 00:19:28,000
So, it's temporary?

358
00:19:28,000 --> 00:19:30,420
Yeah, once I walk out of here, I'll be returning to

359
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normal.

360
00:19:31,000 --> 00:19:32,000
Good to know.

361
00:19:32,000 --> 00:19:35,000
Speaking of walking out of here, I gotta get going.

362
00:19:35,000 --> 00:19:38,000
This has been the best night of my life.

363
00:19:38,000 --> 00:19:41,000
I'll always cherish our dance.

364
00:19:41,000 --> 00:19:44,000
And, Chode, you made it all happen.

365
00:19:44,000 --> 00:19:46,000
Oh, never forget this.

366
00:19:46,000 --> 00:19:49,000
It was nothing. That's what friends are for, right?

367
00:19:49,000 --> 00:19:52,000
Thank you. Thank you all.

368
00:19:52,000 --> 00:19:56,000
Remember, what's cool, always cool.

369
00:19:56,000 --> 00:19:58,660
In the hell, you owe me one after saving your life

370
00:19:58,660 --> 00:19:59,000
and all.

371
00:19:59,000 --> 00:20:01,000
Under the bleachers?

372
00:20:01,000 --> 00:20:02,000
Red lima.

373
00:20:02,000 --> 00:20:05,000
It wasn't hard. It's written at a third grade level.

374
00:20:05,000 --> 00:20:07,000
[sighs]

375
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[music]

376
00:20:17,000 --> 00:20:20,000
I love the gratribution.

377
00:20:20,000 --> 00:20:23,000
The heifer never could resist a snack.

378
00:20:23,000 --> 00:20:25,000
I don't feel so good.

379
00:20:25,000 --> 00:20:27,000
Here it comes.

380
00:20:27,000 --> 00:20:30,000
Ah! Oh, my God!

381
00:20:30,000 --> 00:20:35,000
Oh, no! What have we done?

382
00:20:35,000 --> 00:20:40,000
[music]

383
00:20:40,000 --> 00:20:43,000
Ah, that bobo. Let us sucker.

384
00:20:43,000 --> 00:20:46,000
[music]

385
00:20:46,000 --> 00:20:47,000
What the hell happened?

386
00:20:47,000 --> 00:20:49,000
Just a friendly game of poker.

387
00:20:49,000 --> 00:20:51,000
It's not just bobo.

388
00:20:51,000 --> 00:20:54,000
You men turn everything into a childish competition.

389
00:20:54,000 --> 00:20:56,000
A challenge. A chance to one up each other.

390
00:20:56,000 --> 00:20:58,360
Don't you realize that sooner or later, it comes

391
00:20:58,360 --> 00:20:59,000
around to bite you and--

392
00:20:59,000 --> 00:21:01,000
Oh, no! Here we go again!

393
00:21:01,000 --> 00:21:04,000
Get out of the way! I gotta get to the toilet!

394
00:21:04,000 --> 00:21:08,000
Uh, Chinook, he took the bathroom, too.

395
00:21:08,000 --> 00:21:10,000
[screams]

396
00:21:10,000 --> 00:21:16,818
[music]